Sleeping Through the Night…and Other Lies: The Mysteries, Marvels, and Mayhem in the First Three Years of Parenthood

You’ve got circles under your eyes, crusty white stuff on your clothes, and strained carrots in your hair–welcome to the lighter, messier and definitely funnier side of parenthood!

In this laugh-out-loud collection of wit and wisdom, the WorkingMother columnist and author of You Might As Well Laugh delivers chuckles, cheer, and compassion–guaranteed to help parents survive the first three years. From breast feeding to toilet training and everything in-between, Sleeping Through the Night

Parent Lingo–or words you never thought you’d want to know the meaning of, like Onesies, Zwieback, and Projectile Vomiting

The going bribery rates for toddlers (M&Ms are the currency of choice)

All-time favorites the toilet brush, lids from pots and pans, anything in your cosmetic drawer, fireplace tools, your keys

How to reconnect with old what’s-his-name, that guy across the pillow

Things NOT to discuss with the parents in the park (like your babysitter’s phone number)