Bells on Her Toes: The Embellished Memoirs of the Irrepressible Sisters Victoria Woodhull And Tennessee Claflin As Transmitted by Them to Irving Stanton Elman

Bells on Her Toes is the first novel by its 90-year-old author Irving Stanton Elman (call him Granpa Moses), stage, screen and television writer-producer. The book is historical fiction, replete with as much humor as history, and the author promises a minimum of 2½ laughs or smiles per page, or you can ask for your money back. You won’t get shot for asking, but it never hurts to wear a flak jacket, just in case.