Bits on the Side

To get that bit on the side you had to have two special skills. One of them was knowing how to smile and lie like hell. He had the reputation of a sewer rat and he had everything lined up. The sex mad one in her posh flat with enough money to keep him nicely. The wife who wanted to keep him and let him get away with almost anything. And the teenage runaway. And the nasty one who would give you the time of your life for half a bottle of whisky…