Forest Dump

Camping was never so primitive!Shelter from the great outdoors. That’s what my brother, Lance, and I looked for when we got lost in the mountains. I mean, it wasn’t even like we wanted to go camping in the first place. So when we found this cabin out in the middle of nowhere, we thought we were saved. Only the people who lived there were not to be believed. Instead of talking, they farted. Instead of laughing, they blew snotwads at us. We were trapped… doomed to sing the vocals of vomit forever!