Monty Python’s Complete Waste of Time: An Official Compendium of Answers to Ruddy Questions Not Normally Considered Relevant to Mounties

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Excellent advice for overcoming the frequently crippling effects of efficiency, motivation, and self-discipline!

Notice the tell-tale signs of productivity edging in on your life? Help has arrived! Follow this book’s easy instructions and watch the hours fly by with a consuming swiftness sure to impress the most dedicated slothful dolt! As if that weren’t enough, you’ll also learn how to:

– Penetrate the mystifying Lobes of the Brain!
– Navigate the contradictory labyrinth of Inner Space!
– Pretend you solved the demented Python puzzles and trivia questions even though you read the answers in this book like a bold-faced cheat!
– Sing along with the English language libretto of the Llama Song!
– And much, much, much-much much more! And still more! Really! (Well, not that much more.)