The Art of the Bonsai Potato Kit: Zen – Without the Wait!

Are you a person who longs for patience and tranquility in your life? Of course you are, but in our modern society who has the time? Now it’s possible. With the items contained within this kit you can quickly and efficiently reach an inner peace that can take monks an entire lifetime to achieve. The secrets are now yours. Zen – Without the Wait!
You get a 64 page book which details the semi-ancient techniques of The Art of the Bonsai Potato. Rich in “within a 24-hour period all of the trees ‘leapt from their pots like (untranslatable Chinese simile).’ The growth spurt killed the entire ruling class as their palaces collapsed upon them.” “(research) found that by using potatoes not only could you create astonishing (bonsai) in months rather than decades, but the plants did not require re-potting, fertilizer or even water. The Art of the Bonsai Potato was born.” This kit also contains a state-of-the-art, full-scale replica of an actual Bonsai Potato altar and a package of non-reflective irregular geo-particulate support medium. Everything you need to achieve patience and inner peace FAST! All you supply is the potato!