The Splat in the Hat

The Incredible Boogerdini.I, Freddy Hollis, have hated Theresa Kale since second grade—since the day she hurled a fresh loogie into my top hat right before a magic show. It was total humiliation. Now Theresa and I are competing for the last spot in the sixth grade talent show…and the magic tricks are getting ugly.First my bunny gets a bad case of the runs in my magic bag. Then I put my bare feet into hightops filled with rotten egg yolks. Enough is enough. So I made an Easter basket that Theresa will never forget. See, the chocolate bunny…well, it only looks like chocolate….