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Your Under Arrest, and I mean it. “I couldn’t find any reviews of this book, so I decided to make one of my own. Don Parker, was a Sheriffs Deputy in my hometown. (Pensacola, Florida) in Escambia County. This man has the worst luck of anyone, especially for a cop, but his problems are humorous, not sad. Such as almost causing an international incident, or helping a car thief change a flat tire. Etc Etc, very good book, and first in his set of books.” an incident that occurred early in his career. “I had to deal with a newspaper-stealing dog named Byron. Sometimes he’d collect a dozen papers from different yards and he was driving the residents in the neighborhood crazy. One of those residents became so incensed he ordered me to arrest the dog.” So did he? Parker just laughed, “You’ll have to read the story.”